Welcome to Wisteria Lane, a hotbed of scandal and saucy secrets. Whose shady past will remain a mystery, and whose dirty laundry will be aired for all to hear? Highlights include:
- It's another victory for Mark... sorry
- The deckbuilders list gets even more questionable
- Who can build the best Paul?
- Prepare for some very naff American accents
- Spot the tin!
- You don't get shushed by enough board games these days...
- We've totally swapped roles
- Housewives are in fact, the lowest common denominator
- If you married a man and had a load of kids, you've failed at being a lesbian
- A red dice, how exciting!
- It needs more plastic womenÂ
