Have you heard? The Fairchilds have moved to Derbyshire, and they're the most eligible, marriageable people of the land! Can we lure them to our family estates and show them a jolly good time? Highlights include:
- Beware, there's accents...
- Hey, I know you just lost your parents, but... wanna bang?
- If you don't plan the Village Fair, you don't benefit from it. Fact.
- I wasn't good enough to have a ball in the hall...
- Do we have ladies?
- Everyone's talking about the Cavendish Casino...
- Join us on the lawn for Angry Bowls...
- Family planning is super important...
- Is it Whist, or Lesbian Whist?
- A lovely time is have...
- One never FRAGs without one's underbutler...
