This week, I'm a Greek vampire. Here's my life! Highlights include:
- Lonely? I'm not lonely!
- Sorry best friend, I choose to forget you...
- Never trust Apollo...
- I'm like a history buff now, so...
- Social mores? Internecine?
- Everyone I know is going to die...
- Do you want a climax event?
- People's lives don't follow the story mountain...
