The guys tackle the cocaine-fueled (and literally cocaine-powered) pink-blue-and-black ode to first-person shooters starring Daniel Radcliffe and Samara Weaving, Guns Akimbo. If you never heard of Guns Akimbo, that's because it hit theaters about 30 seconds before the world ended. Miles (Radcliffe) talks infinite amounts of trash online as a "troll hunter." He ends up caught up in a world of killers where he gets the ultimate comeuppance for talking trash online... getting knocked out by a tranq dart and waking up with pistols bolted to his hands. You know, that classic thing that always happens to people. Do some cocaine, crank up the Citrus Hill, grill up some eight-month-old hot dogs and strap in for Guns Akimbo.
Next week's movie is the Scientology propaganda piece (maybe, maybe not, allegedly, politically, please don't sue us)... After Earth, starring Will & Jaden Smith.
