Flight of Fury is Steven Seagal's masterpiece. That's right, he wrote it. And lemme tell ya, you can definitely tell that Steven Seagal wrote this. Constants like directions, time, speed... all a matter of debate. In this movie, action star Steven Seagal demonstrates numerous action star traits, like knowing how to hold a gun, and crouching... also reacting properly to the news that the US Military broke the laws of physics.
We theorize that this movie might have been written by the Memento guy, since no scene has any bearing on the scene that follows it. Who's ready for some chaotic action with the vivacious Jessica (who loves Steven Seagal), the ever-loyal Rojar (who is not loyal) in Banansistan (not Banansistan)? Wait until the end when we discover that the Navy is Indiana Jones, which makes Steven Seagal... the Nazis?
Flight of Fury is on Amazon Prime.
Next week's movie is Beyond the Law, which is no longer streaming for free anywhere. Hoo boy. $3 to rent a movie where Steven Seagal plays a mob boss... actually that sounds kinda worth it.
