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In this humorous travel guide, Roberta Hill offers a preventative look at vacation planning by highlighting destinations that conflict with the inherent traits of each zodiac sign.

Rather than offering typical inspirational advice, the author draws on her personal experiences to warn readers about environmental stressors that could ruin their trips.

For example, she advises impatient Aries to skip the long lines of Venice and suggests that comfort-seeking Taurus avoid unrefined rustic retreats. The article emphasizes that self-knowledge is more valuable than aesthetic trends when choosing a location.

Ultimately, the text encourages travellers to respect their own behavioural patterns instead of forcing themselves into mismatched environments for the sake of social media.