Michael & Logan return and are joined by Michelle to recap the first episode of Amazing Race 31! In this episode:
- Where should you send all complaints about this season?
- We address the elephants in the room.
- Why is Logan so giddy?
- Why does CBS love edges?
- What are some traditional South African greetings?
- Why did the Amazing Racers get to use bikes?
- Was there more to the starting line task than we saw?
- How much intrigue does the delay in airing this season spoil?
- We get some answers from the preview.
- Michelle requests an ox.
- We critique the intro shots.
- Who has the most impractical clothing choices?
- Are we expecting a “greatest hits” repertoire from the old Racers every week?
- Michael offends the Richards.
- Why didn’t Art & JJ discuss the sled for five years?
- What’s so awkward about our introduction to Corinne & Eliza?
- How old is Rupert?
- Michelle refuses to join in on a joke.
- We get our dumb meters out.
- Why was everything arranged to get them to Tokyo?
- We learn how to pronounce “Laos”.
- Why doesn't Amazing Race visit Australia anymore?
- How do you ask for help in Japan?
- Why are there so many 7-Elevens?
- We’ve finally found a food Roadblock that Michelle would like.
- We use Logan’s terrible soundproofing to do some accents.
- Michelle discusses unnecessary compliments.
- There’s a friendly game of “Guess the Crystal”.
- How do you get rid of cramps?
- Have Rupert & Laura travelled anywhere?
- What are the penalty rules?
- We try and predict the U-Turn results.
- Logan catches up on everything he missed.
- We try and find a comparison for Art & JJ.
- Why does everyone complain about the “This Season” trailers?
- Logan comes up with a twist for an upcoming season.
- Who’s going home next week?
- And we try and help them along with some future Japan tasks.
