You're really dumb. Like, REALLY dumb. You can barely get up in the morning without putting your pants on upside down and falling out the window. Forest animals flee at your approach. Everybody shows open derision and disgust whenever you're around and you're probably also a huge pervert. Take another quiz? Also: Spades fucks around with time travel, Spades fucks around with time travel, and Spades fucks around with time travel.
Bonus Fun:
The Felt personality quiz: https://uquiz.com/quiz/aUJc6o/which-felt-member-are-you
Additional Listening:
Three in the Morning by Clark "Plazmataz" Powell https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-morning-3
Intro and Outro Music:
Hearts Flush by Mark Hadley https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/hearts-flush-2
