We made it, the final chapter. Of act 1. Of like a billion. But what's most important is that the chums live in their moment of success as they finally get introduced to a new kid who.... wait... no never mind she's just as bad as the last one. At least her mom fucking owns holy shit I mean have you seen those wizards god damn.
Note: JK Rowling gets brought up more than a few times in this episode in comparison to Hussie. This was recorded before she went full mask-off terf and comparisons to her began to hold a much more stinky weight. Congrats to her for absolutely cementing herself as the worst person. Clap clap clap.
Intro and Outro Music: Harlequin by Mark Hadley https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/harlequin-3
Additional listening:
Aggrieve (Violin Refrain) by Mark Hadley, Andrew Huo, and Gabe Nezovic https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/aggrieve-violin-refrain-3
Sburban Countdown by Michael Guy Bowman and Mark Hadley https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-countdown-3