In the beginning, everything was heavy. Then God said, Let there be lite. And oh boy was the lite good.
You don't know about the lite? It's what happened when we cut the excess weight from creation. So where it used to be 4.54 billion years old it's now just 10 thousand! Fuuhhh!
Dude, I dunno if you wanna make young earth, old earth jokes in public. It may not go down well.
Go down well? That's the second day. Then God separated the waters. And he told the waters in the sky wait, must follow timing. Right now, if you fall, you won't go down well.
Our 18-week Bible Series begins this weekend with Creation. We'll be dealing with the age of the earth and other panas topics properly. No joke.
