Why did the chicken cross the red sea?
A. To passover the other side
B. To avoid Egypt like the plague
C. To make up the Numbers
Answer? All of the above.
Bonus question. What would Moses ask himself if he worshipped in a modern-day church?
A. To-rah or not to-rah?
B. Why Aaron't you here?
C. I really need new tablets.
Answer? None of the above!
What? Manna boleh!
Indeed, it would be so strange for him, where pillars in church are bad and every Tuesday there’s staff meeting. (If you don’t let him join, he will de-part.)
If you got all the answers right, congratulations. You’re an exodus expert and you don’t need to come to church this weekend. The rest, I commandment you to come.
