Adam: That's not what it said. The snake said "Ah, my dream home, Eden".
Eve: I heard it say "A mandarin, go eat 'em"
Adam: Great. So now we've wrecked thousands of years of human existence and it's all because of your lousy hearing.
Eve: You're out of your mind. I don't even wear ear rings!
Anyway, it went on like this for a while before I told them it was awkward getting caught in the middle of their marital fight. Plus, I don't know how to help. I'm only a caribou.
At which point Eve stormed off and said she ain't never gonna carry her boo either. I'm like, girl, whut?
