🎙️🔥 Pryor to the Snap — Today’s Episode
We start with Oklahoma’s latest playoff disappointment 🟥⬇️ as Joe breaks down how bad it really was, hands out a final grade, and explains why this wasn’t bad luck… it was bad football 😬📉. Spoiler: the film does not lie, even if the fans do.
Then we take a sharp turn into Dylan Raiola’s poet era 🎤📜 — inspirational? Maybe. Football-related? Debatable. Poet laureate vibes = LAME, and we say it with love (kind of).
Next up, the Pop-Tarts Bowl 🍓🔥—absolute insanity, unhinged energy, and yes… cannibalism ATE. College football officially entered its fever-dream phase and we’re just along for the ride.
We close with the transfer portal 🔄💰 and what it’s doing to the game. Loyalty? Development? Team culture? All currently in the portal with a “do not contact” tag.
Petty. Funny. Honest.
Press play before someone blames the kicker again 🎧😈
