Welcome fart connoisseurs! The team is united once again as it turns out that Chris really didn't die. Jason wanted a black pope. Chris turns down taking a dude's wife out for a weekend of romance. When did Justin Jefferson start dressing like a Persian prince? Is Chris not manly because he wouldn't go on a 4 hour round trip to bang some dude's ugly wife? Are the Bengals messing up the offseason once again with the Tre Hendrickson drama? Would you rather a girl have one boob or 3 boobs? Chris is mad at Take 5 oil change for not filling his transmission fluid. Jason gets tricked by a special needs AI creation. You better listen or I'll force you to eat gum off the bottom of a cafeteria table.
