In this tale of One Immaculate Porch & Sponge Bathes, Bridget and Lindsay oof and sigh there way from the slice of life, painful beautiful, teen romance book with a paragraph as a title known as Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Sáenz. Join the duo as they get overly protective over two sweet, depressing teenage boys and cry about how cute they are as they cast them and their families. Then of course finish up with sorting the lot into the four houses of Hogwarts.
