💭 Question of the Week
Is omitting the truth considered lying? 🤥
The crew debates whether leaving out key details is just “protecting someone’s feelings” or flat-out deceit. Where’s the line between honesty and manipulation? You know it’s about to get absurd!
🗞️ Notable News
Hurricane Melissa — a monstrous Category 5 storm packing 175 mph winds — is bearing down on Jamaica. We discuss the devastating potential impact, how the island is preparing, and the global response to one of the strongest storms ever recorded in the region.
🏛️ Politics
SNAP Benefits Paused Amid Government Shutdown
With the shutdown still dragging on, millions relying on food assistance are left in limbo. The crew breaks down the political gridlock, who’s responsible, and how this exposes deeper systemic issues.
🎤 Hip-Hop
Cash Money vs. No Limit VERZUZ
The South rises again! We imagine what a VERZUZ between two legendary labels — Cash Money and No Limit — would sound like. Who’s taking the crown: Birdman’s hit factory or Master P’s tank?
🌍 Pop Culture
AI Controversy:
OpenAI reportedly bans Sora-generated deepfakes of Martin Luther King Jr. after “disrespectful depictions” surface online. The crew discusses freedom of expression vs. the ethics of AI-generated historical content — and whether AI has finally gone too far.
🏀 Sports
Mafia & the NBA? Rumors swirl that the mafia paid Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups to be a “face” for rigged poker games featuring x-rayed tables. Is this just gossip or a brewing scandal?
Terry Rozier Pick Alert: The hosts give their betting take — “Take Terry Rozier for the under!”
Jaylen Brown Strikes Again: We unpack what the Celtics star did this time — on or off the court — and whether he’s becoming the NBA’s most unpredictable player.
🔥 Closing Thoughts
Another wild week of absurd headlines, hot takes, and unfiltered opinions. From truth and lies to hurricanes, hustlers, and hoopers — we keep it 100 every time.
🎧 Stream now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen.
💬 Join the convo: #ThatsAbsurdPodcast | @ThatsAbsurdPod
