Thomas channels Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog as he climbs into the cab.
Taxi David and Thomas talk about ego-boosting/testosterone-pumping wins they've experienced in life.
THE DISPATCHER #1: "Interesting Happenstance"
Thomas has a regular customer who offers him oral satisfaction in lieu of payment.
Taxi David has customers get pulled out of his cab by police.
THE DISPATCHER #2: "Stooopid People"
Taxi David has a group of people who try to convince him that he is their Uber driver.
Thomas has a group of foreign guests who insist on being dropped off at a fast food restaurant with all of their luggage in tow.
Thomas's Joke:
Tupperware and Perverted Eskimos
