What’s got splinters and is dissatisfied? Martha Washington! We’re really distant this week since Jeff is in Alexandria for the week. This week, France discusses adding ecocide to their constitution, which makes sense since they already have laws against killing the French language and crimes against cheese. Pakistan discovers around a third of all pilots in the country are actually not pilots at all. With all the talk of getting rid of relics of the past, a relic of the past called the Dixie Chicks are changing their name to just The Chicks. An AI robot is getting a leading role in an upcoming science fiction film. Finally, a reptile park in Australia is reporting theft of their crocodiles, if only there was someone who could hunt them down, a crocodile hunter, if you will. Warning, if you have a bug trigger, or one of a guy screaming like a baby because a bug crawled on him, avoid the end of the show. Welcome back to The Hour!