Don’t mind our technical difficulties, the end of the show is always rubbish. Also, we cut out one of the five stories to make the show shorter, and we now present to you OUR LONGEST SHOW EVER! This week we ask you to scream inside your heart, like Japanese amusement parks are asking riders to do in newly opened theme parks. A study determines the pressure and distance of penguin shit. Meanwhile the U.S. went phishing and caught that Nigerian prince who wants your checking account number. Finally, a conspiracy theory comes true and the Internet goes out right at the end leading to a bit of a difference to our usual ending. We also spend a bit of time talking about personality types in our new segment “What bullshit test is going to tell you nonsense about yourself?” (Jason's words, not Jeff's) We’re looking for venture capitalists for our thousand dollar ideas, so hit us up, and welcome back to The Hour!
