Why is it that Bastian gets any wishes he wants, but his first wish isn’t to revive his dead mom, but to ride a friggin dog dragon and revive all the lame-ass characters in Fantasia? This week, we discover how important it is to small talk with your coworkers. A man grows a new penis on his arm. Meanwhile, A Canadian brewery apparently uses Google Translate and accidentally names their beer “Pubes.” Finally, 747s still need eight 3.5 inch floppy disks to work right. This week we decide to try a lightning round of a bunch of crazy stories this week. Welcome back to The Hour!
