What’s in a name? Well I guess it depends if someone wants to Schulze Makuch. On this week’s episode, a man is pissed that lesbians got to use his sperm! Scientists find planets that are better than Earth, as if it’s hard, I can see Mars from my house! Facebook think’s onions are too suggestive and inappropriate for their platform, but don’t worry, white supremacists are still A-OK. Scientists discover a two fingered beaked dinosaur, sadly they could never make the bowling league. Finally, a male chastity belt has a security flaw that could lock up your dick with no way out. Maybe we should buy one for every Republican Supreme Court nominee. You know, just to be safe. Winter is coming, so make like a 747 and get working on that winter bear bod with a big bowl of snacks and The Hour pod!
