Pour yourself a tall one, and settle in for another episode. This week a Florida man cares little for his own safety and invents a robot to poke himself in the eye… or to put his contacts in. What could go wrong!? Gun companies got the sads because the country didn’t descend into civil war and COVID may be coming to a close thanks to a vaccine. Think of their profits! A long lost pigeon message was found from 100 years ago, historians surprised to find it read “Send Nudes.” You’ve seen the flying squirrel suits, but Tim Allen thought they needed more power, and now you can fly over mountains. Finally, physicists made a tiny micro-voyager, but immediately lost it, it’s probably on the other size of the galaxy. Welcome tack to The Bower.. Belcome wack to he Tour! Aw man, we keep Biden-it up! Welcome back to The Hour!
