Welcome, folks, to the Biden Administration! It’s a great day in America, in that everything isn’t on fire, it’s just smoldering. This week, we find out you better eat the ham sandwich your mum packed you in lunch when you drove your lorrie to the Netherlands. A grocer, which apparently is a real job, found a bunch of cocaine in the bananas. Britney Spears sister has a bone to pick with Elon Musk, but it’s not what you think. A Chinese car bursts into flame on a highway in China. Finally, paleontologists have discovered the first well preserved dinosaur butthole, and thanks to the Wayback Machine we’ve also well preserved a giant butthole that got kicked off Twitter recently. Politics are going to be a bit more boring in America, but we’re still the same dinosaur assholes we’ve always been hopped up on banana cocaine and ham sandwiches. Welcome back to The Hour!
