Emu Donkey Love, is love, is love. This week, a basketball coach punishes his team because one guy had an Android phone, but wasn’t that punishment enough? Diarrhea stopped production on NBC’s new Slip N Slide show, for obvious reasons. A man in Bangkok got his dick stuck in a lock, I guess he was trying to pick a chastity belt. A chipmunk at Lake Tahoe has plague, but luckily was negative for Covid Delta. Finally, California puts its money where its mouth is, and will pay the pork price for benevolent bacon. Welcome back to The Hour.