Burn baby burn! Australian Inferno? As you may have seen, it’s pretty bad what’s happening, and while we will discuss some stories from Downunder, we do hope you can help support animals or at least get some cheap porn out of it. But, in other news, a body found in a cave 40 years ago has finally been identified, and it’s a MURDERER! A woman gets lockjaw right at the climax of her enthusiastic beejer. Finally, police are called to save a Florida woman, and it turns out to just be a bird. Rise up lights, and welcome back to The Hour!
