State mom says we have to stay home, so we’re again doing a distance Hour. This week a man chases his neighbor with a sword, while another man breaks the Corona quarantine and ends up being eaten by a crocodile. A man had his lung removed, cleaned, and replaced. I hope his nurse wasn’t Taylor Swift because after washing it she’d probably shake it off. Since the world is a mess some companies are turning to apps to monitor their employees because Big Brother boss just misses seeing your face. A town in Canada deals with the most Canadian thing that could happen, while sex doll makers assure customers are safe and their dolls are antibacterial. So, if you got syphilis it means your sex doll is cheating on you. We made sure to socially distance our stories, each one is at least six feet apart. Welcome back to The Hour!
