Anyone in the mood for a Pork and Cheese Slider? Covid is in the news this week, as it is all weeks. This week we find out what happens when a Subway worker uses his powers for evil! Also, we learn that Jeff doesn’t like Subway except for the taste, but the experience is shit! A compost company gets permission to stink, though people think they may be full of shit. Some nude newlyweds, nudelyweds if you will, convince a thief not to steal their car by yelling at him in their front yard while totally naked. Meanwhile an impatient wine-o thinks he’s Keanu Reeves in Speed and tries to go under a wine truck to wheeze the sweet sweet juice inside (NO WHEEZING THE JUICE!) Finally, a truck full of cows spills over at a liquor store, but you’re gonna have the freshest White Russian! Sometimes we even amuse ourselves, but don’t feel pressure to be amused. QUEUE THE THEME MUSIC and welcome back to The Hour!
