You know, if each month of 2020 is worse than the last, my friends, we are fucked! But let’s talk about things that don’t matter instead! A couple dozen journalists at MSN are getting replaced with AI bots, I hope they didn’t hire the bots from Twitter. Scientists make a baseball cap that cures baldness… wait, isn’t that what they already to by covering up those shiny tops? A gang of monkeys stole the ‘Rona, we assume to sell to North Korea. A couple of guys turn up to act out a sexual fantasy, but ended sneaking into the wrong house. And finally, scientist find that some birds may be gay from what they eat, but I mean that’s what it means when you eat dick. Hey, why did the chicken cross the road? For a photo op at a church. Welcome back to The Hour!