PART 1:
- John doesn't like WAP either -
- Johns runs a kindergarten -
- Johns writing -
- Johns "library" drinks -
- Netflix DVDs -
- bad 9/11 joke -
- Quibi timing -
- ALIENS! -
- Tim / Amazon ruined Christmas -
- John saves Christmas -
- Johns story..... and.... -
BREAK -
PART 2 -
- Tim's sound of Christmas -
- Amazon free shipping -
- SAD PORN NEWS! -
- Joe's VR sadness -
- Tim ruins Christmas more... -
- Tim and Joe's BONDage -
- Sean Bean -
- Golden eye's ending -
- Jungle dish -
- John's escape plan -
- Joe kidnapped someone -
- Tim's still an alcoholic -
- Things we can't talk about because they aren't funny -
- John