- 0:00 - Intro, friendly banter
- 0:08 - If you were to ever become a pornstar, what would be your pornstar name ?
- 0:14 - Someone tweeted that a big penis is not for penetration, just looks good in grey joggers
- 0:23 - A friend found out that a friend has an Onlyfans account
- 0:25 - Big weekend in the UK last weekend: Queen Elizabeth pulled through, Davido’s 02 concert
- 0:29 - Efforts to support people in Ukraine
- 0:30 - Women’s History Month
- 0:34 - Kim Kardashian is officially a single woman
- 0:35 - Kanye’s controversial video and his worsening mental health
- 0:44 - Returning to someone who dumped you: Maraji’s marriage
- 0:56 - A wife asking her husband to pay her 6 months off work to have their baby
- 1:21 - Do something for yourself this week: Take care of yourself