Are you a dad - or will you be one soon? Follow these five step to keep your child, or future child, from becoming a monster:
Step 1 - don't grease your hair as a dad
Step 2 - stop being so overly invested in sports over your family as a dad
Step 3 - do something other than verbally fight every night as a dad
Step 4 - don't always tuck your shirt in - or at least go with a French tuck if you must, as a dad
Step 5 - review if you have a clear pathway before backing your car, even if you are not a dad
Follow these simple steps and your child wont get whisked away to a pallet filled basement world where semi-adults (Maurice says he is 11, but looks like he is at least in his 20s) convince them to vote libertarian and be twits.
Join Joe, Ken, Andy, and Dan as they determine if the 1989 film Little Monsters still holds ups
