This podcast covers episodes 11,795 to 11,799. A flash-forward to April reveals the disappointing truth that only one appalling character will be murdered. Lily is on the scrounge for pocket money and lands a job delivering papers for The Kabin. Carl publicly plans to burn down the hotel and so it’s no surprise when Ronnie gets wise to the scheme. Mal’s rewiring of the cafe flat runs into its second week as he does his best to ingratiate himself with Bernie. Maggie disapproves of Ollie and Lauren’s fledgling relationship and does her best to thwart it. Steve and Ben become close friends over darts and linguistic contradictions. Sam becomes increasingly suspicious of Will and Megan and sets about getting himself some proof. Brian has a new book. Rita gets religious memes from Emily. Tim hates rugby.