Dave and Milt count down the top 10 funniest holiday songs of all time. They discuss everything from classic hits like 'Father Christmas' by The Kinks to hilarious tracks like 'Santa's Penis' by The Resignios. With a mix of insightful commentary and humorous banter, the duo also feature iconic sketches from 'SNL' and wacky holiday tunes. A special holiday-themed song from the hosts wraps up the episode. This light-hearted journey through humorous holiday music is sure to bring some laughter to your festive season.
Topics
00:00 Introduction and Holiday Spirit
00:38 Christmas and Hanukkah Alignment
01:48 Avoiding 'Last Christmas' by Wham!
02:54 Top 10 Funniest Holiday Songs Countdown Begins
04:56 Number 10: The Grinch Song Uncensored
08:20 Number 9: SNL's I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
13:32 Number 8: SNL's Christmas Time is Here
17:36 Number 7: Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song
21:21 Number 6: All Time Low's Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass
25:52 Number 5: The Kinks' Father Christmas
26:26 Hilarious Christmas Song Picks
28:21 Muppets and Christmas Classics
30:40 SNL's Christmas Time for the Jews
34:50 Bob and Doug McKenzie's 12 Days of Christmas
37:33 Funny Christmas Songs Recap
47:41 Holiday Song from the Hosts
50:29 Final Thoughts and Holiday Wishes
THE RANKINGS
1
Santa's Penis
The Rescignos
https://youtu.be/qQPurmBvBkE?si=lIugAAk0-VW4HfGF&t=45
2
12 Days of XMas
Bob n Doug
https://youtu.be/1DTwLqR071M?si=1chi9XFndrzpUQsO
3
Christmastime for the Jews
SNL
https://youtu.be/BGzO1ghRKp4?si=YM2uV2SFqOtL5S6e
4
Ringing of the Bells
Muppets
5
Father Christmas
The Kinks
https://youtu.be/8355kIB5x14?si=a8bUcqq-z9Huso2R
6
Merry XMas, Kiss My Ass
All Time Low
https://youtu.be/o0xYkwTC2ug?si=5HIqyr1hvPalNGz6
7
Adam Sandler
Hannukah Song
https://youtu.be/KX5Z-HpHH9g?si=pnBNVPaSlJVyqThY
8
I Wish It Was Christmas Today
SNL
https://youtu.be/jDdSQlCbJ90?si=0yzotIK3be2YYYXg
9
I Saw Mommy ...
SNL (Cecily Strong/ScarJo)
https://youtu.be/g4vktLutpiY?si=jI0yWLgOC8llnqK4
10
The Grinch Song Uncensored
Wizards with Guns
https://youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?si=qB41fKq5NyslBTux
11
All I Really Want for XMas
Family Guy
https://youtu.be/aa22MBGkl9o?si=rzQMQHrdm5DsY-1G
12
This Christmas Turkey Sucks
Leroy "Smoky Gravy" Jenkins
https://youtu.be/cv5p1aHG2-M?si=kqTnH_gcICWENYiB
13
The Season's upon us
Dropkick Murphys
https://youtu.be/gxYZRAowdzc?si=9Nl7y4rj5Xy7FpFi
14
I want a hippopotamus...
Gayla Peevey
15
Santa's my boyfriend
SNL
https://youtu.be/15bu0OJlM0M?si=Gn8S3xd_mFXyHral&t=296
16
Can I interest you in Hanukah
Stewart/Colbert
https://youtu.be/3GsJe_vh7T0?si=r_GKFqLuICfWc4Xq
17
You're Too Fat (To Dress Up As Santa)
Marvin "Chunky" Chestnut & The Jingle Belles.
https://youtu.be/A9r61IYgjLc?si=V1lS_eNvRzPNVQuB
18
Steel Panther
The Stocking Song
https://youtu.be/KmjHevZOC90?si=guXgkn-FyXNZiVsa
19
Strangest Christmas Yet
Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers -
https://youtu.be/GykTOYj5AUs?si=qJByhgEpnyjR6MGK
20
Give the Jew Girls Toys
Sara Silverman
21
Funky XMas
Snoop Dogg
