This week, we open the show by forgetting the name of every famous artist. Mike takes a tasty bite of our Lord and Savior, Michael breaks some fake news, and we wonder why David Blaine won’t commit card crimes against ISIS.
Highlights include:
- Someone please make Rush Hour 4. [5:15]
- The Colonel and His 12 Disciples [10:30]
- Blake Shelton and his no-good, unsexy balls. [18:10]
- Bless this holy pork roll. [26:45]
- Fake Penis News [33:15]
- I can feel it, honkin’ in the air tonight. [38:00]
- The Fart of the Deal [42:45]
- Card Crimes Against ISIS [49:40]
- Shaping young minds. [56:00]
