With the Coronavirus having grounded the world to a halt, Jack and David lament the loss of the Mascot Melee Bracket, but have a backup plan in mind. They do a mini-bracket of the greatest American sports moments, including a Barry Bonds civil war, a patriot vs. a 98 year old nun, telling Hitler to shove it, Charles Barkley's views on Angola, and not realizing until halfway through the episode that they forgot to include the Miracle on Ice. All this and more in what we hope will be a fun distraction!