Well, nobody saw THAT coming. In this unplanned emergency edition of The OG, Mike, Norm Hitzges, and Greggo drop everything (including their fantasy draft) to break down the Cowboys’ jaw-dropping trade of Micah Parsons to the Green Bay Packers.
Yep—Dallas just shipped off its generational pass-rushing freak for Kenny Clark and a pair of first-round picks, while Green Bay signed Parsons to a record-shattering $188 million contract. Highest-paid non-QB in NFL history. Let that sink in.
Norm calls it a cap move, Greggo calls it a generational mistake, and Mike calls it a classic “Rob Peter to pay Paul” situation. Together, they rip into Jerry Jones’ decision-making, the Cowboys’ salary cap circus, and what life after Micah looks like in Dallas. Meanwhile, Packers fans might already be planning the statue.
It’s raw, it’s funny, it’s unscripted—and it’s exactly why you love The OG.
Chapters
0:10 – Micah Parsons Traded to Packers in Shocking NFL Move
The breaking news hits mid-fantasy draft: Micah is out, Green Bay is in.
5:17 – The Fallout: Salary Cap Chaos & Team Dynamics
Norm explains how money forced Jerry’s hand, even if fans won’t forgive it.
8:55 – Jerry Jones, Leadership, and the Cowboys’ Front Office Mess
Is Jerry losing his fastball? The guys wonder if this trade signals more trouble.
9:54 – The Contract: How Parsons Became NFL’s Highest-Paid Non-QB
$188 million. $120 million guaranteed. Greggo and Norm break down the numbers.
14:11 – Packers Get a Monster, Cowboys Get… “Balance”?
Why Green Bay might have just vaulted to Super Bowl favorites.
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