Hello hello, everyone! Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the podcast where logic comes to die, and laughter shows up late but always delivers! I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today… oh boy… we’re diving into one of the greatest mysteries of modern humanity: diet plans that last—drumroll please—exactly three hours.
Yes, three hours. Not three weeks, not three months—just long enough for you to announce your diet on social media, drink one glass of lukewarm detox water, and then somehow find yourself eating a family-sized pizza ‘because the diet starts properly tomorrow.’
We’ve got stories, we’ve got chaos, we’ve got that one friend who gives up on every diet by 11:37 AM… and of course, we’ve got jokes. So buckle up, grab your emergency snack (I know you have one), and let’s talk about the shortest commitment known to mankind: the 3-hour diet!
