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AMD is back from the shadows and I suddenly feel like the old cop in Dark Knight Rises. "Oh boy are you in for a show tonight, son!"

The Department of Homeland Security had some problems this week as they got locked out of their network. Meanwhile, Glorious Leader's personal website was hacked. Guess it's a good thing he's so good with the cyber! Apple's new home is looking gorgeous and almost ready for business and an Amazon Echo may be witness to a murder.

Headlines:

• That Google thing you don't use is going away
• All the Google things you DO use nearly went away
• The Huawei Watch 2 looks . . . sporty
• Samsung: We have an unexploded bomb we'd like to sell you
• Cloudflare patches a bug faster than we could even find out about it
• Amazon Echo may be witness to a murder
• NASA found some planets, but they're a bit far away
• MST3K revival coming to Netflix in April
• The Apple mothership is almost ready!
• AMD is back, baby!
• Glorious Leader's website hacked, because he failed at cyber
• Homeland Security gets locked out of their entire network because of course they did

Zuke’s Favorite: April the Giraffe

Zohner’s Favorite: Frontier

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