Hey hoes, we're here to recap, but still very much in the dolefuls. As a result, this just might be the shortest Killing Eve recap we've ever done. Between Terrence's drunken quietness and Candice's unbridled rage, many a pregnant pause was had, while other expletives were edited out. What can even be said? The cloister is full of bullies, Eve has super hearing, and Villanelle really needs a hug!!!!
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Chapter Marks:
05:41 - Starting in London with ice cream and violence
08:35 - Eve and her mysterious braid eye spy sapphic goings on
13:16 - Nelle on her Bible retreat with May an 'em
18:02 - Lesbian Christ has some advice for Nelle
22:16 - Faux Jafari and Eve are apparently going to Paris
27:09 - Back at Jesus Camp, May steals Nelle away
31:15 - Eve waits for Martin with snark and booze
36:17 - Carolyn dimes out the homies while in Russia
40:39 - May confesses a secret to Nelle about her dad
44:46 - The cloister picks on Nelle and lives to regret it
54:35 - Carolyn down bad in a dumpster of a safe house
55:07 - Eve and Faux back on their bullshit at dinner
1:01:35 - Desperate Spy Games with Carolyn and Vlad
1:04:17 - Eve arrives at Helene's with food and misandry
1:06:48 - Helene drags Eve for her het shenanigans????
1:08:56 - Eve gets her finger sucked by the Lady in Red
1:17:36 - "Only if I let it" ....
1:20:32 - Chloe interrupts the Sapphic vibrations
1:23:47 - "Once upon a time their were two princesses
1:28:49 - May and her dad gossip like mean girls about Nelle
1:32:15 - Villanelle kills thematically with a mallet and spike
1:35:31 - Villanelle squares up with her holy counterpart
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