'He'd be all dicking around with no dicking around'

This week we talk cats and why they love shitting on your bed, why we are mad for Woodies, Emma imagines an animal landing on her mother's head, and we recall putting our kittens in buggies in what was clearly a cry for love.

It is officially confirmed that Justin Timberlake was indeed a child prick, we chat Meghan Markle's new book, Emma has beef with Obama and someone is dicking around.