Steven Seagal wrote this movie. I'll say that again: Steven Seagal wrote this movie. The things we can tell from this fact are as follows: Steven Seagal believes women are prostitutes or stupid...or both...but they all want to fuck him. Steven Seagal thinks he's a genius.
Allow us to be clear - he is not a genius.
This is the worst movie we have done in three seasons of the podcast and, we're confident, is one of the shittiest movies of all time. Not exaggerating, this movie's "fight scenes" will make you turn away because of nausea.
The entire thing will make you laugh because of the abject stupidity of it all, and that is the fault of Steven Seagal.
We watched this so you don't have to, but if you want to join us in slogging through the shit-canal that is this movie for the laughs we will provide, we welcome you on the journey.
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