Chad (Pete Davidson) joins Jennifer Lopez's tour as a roadie, and she falls in love at first sight.
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Jennifer Lopez
Chad… Pete Davidson
[Starts with Jennifer Lopez rehearsing her show at SNL stage.] [music playing] [Cut to Jennifer Lopez]
Jennifer Lopez: Okay. That will work. Thanks guys. I’ll see you tonight. Can you leave my mic open? I’m going to work on some stuff by myself. Thanks, guys.
[lights turned off] [singing]
All eyes on me, but my eyes on you
[sound disturbance] [Jennifer Lopez turns back]
Hello.
[Cut to Chad trying to unwire his guitar jack]
Chad: What up?
[Cut to Jennifer Lopez]
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, it’s you. You’re that roadie. You know, I’ve been meaning to ask. What is your name?
[Cut to Chad]
Chad: Chad.
[Cut to Jennifer Lopez]
Jennifer Lopez: Chad. Nice to put a name to that handsome face.
[Jennifer Lopez and Chad are staring at each other] [Cut to Chad]
Chad: Who are you?
[Cut to Jennifer Lopez]
Jennifer Lopez: Jennifer Lopez.
Chad: Okay.
Jennifer Lopez: Yeah. Sing here. [Cut to Jennifer Lopez and Chad] Did you hear me singing?
Chad: Yeah.
[Cut to Jennifer Lopez]
Jennifer Lopez: Did you like what you heard?
[Cut to Chad]
Chad: No.
[Cut to Jennifer Lopez]
Jennifer Lopez: God! That is so refreshing. You know, I appreciate your honesty. Since we’re being honest, I have a little confession. Ever since I first saw you, I haven’t been able to get you out of my – [sound disturbance] [cut to Chad connecting his guitar not listening to Jennifer Lopez]
Chad!
Chad: What up?
[Cut to Jennifer Lopez]
Jennifer Lopez: Can you not do that now? I’m trying to talk to you.
[Cut to Chad.]
Chad: Oh, okay. [Chad throws the guitar away and walks towards Jennifer Lopez] [Cut to Jennifer Lopez Chad]
Jennifer Lopez: You know, I shouldn’t have these feelings for you, Chad. I just got engaged.
Chad: Congrats.
Jennifer Lopez: And I’m in love with Alex.
Chad: Who that?
[Cut to Jennifer Lopez]
Jennifer Lopez: Rodriguez. A-Rod.
[Cut to Chad]
Chad: Heh-heh, Rod.
[Cut to Jennifer Lopez]
Jennifer Lopez: What more could a girl want. He was a Yankee.
[Cut to Jennifer Lopez]
Chad: Heh, yank.
[Cut to Jennifer Lopez turns back and continues speaking]
Jennifer Lopez: Part of me just want to say screw and it make crazy love to you on the stage right here.
[Cut to chad naked on the stage when Jennifer Lopez is not looking]
Chad: Sick.
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