A woman (Gal Gadot) slowly discovers her date (Kenan Thompson) is a well-known celebrity.
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Amelia… Gal Gadot
OJ Simpson… Kenan Thompson
Waiter… Chris Redd
Waitress… Heidi Gardner
[Starts with OJ and Amelia in a restaurant on a date]
OJ: This place is really nice.
Amelia: Oh, you like it? I haven’t been here in years. I was worried it might have changed.
[A waitress walks in and rudely picks up their plates and walks away]
OJ: Well, service might have gone downhill.
Amelia: Uh, you think? Ha-ha.[Cut to Amelia] Listen, Amelia, I have got to be honest with you. I am a little nervous. This is my first Bumble date.
[Cut to OJ]
OJ: Oh, yeah, right. That’s what everyone says.
[Cut to Amelia]
Amelia: No, no, no. I swear. I never used dating apps before. But hey, [raises his glass of wine] to trying new things.
[Cut to OJ and Amelia]
OJ: To trying new things. [Hitting Amelia’s glass with her’s]
Amelia: Alright. So, um, Amelia, what kind of name is that?
[Cut to OJ]
OJ: Well, I’m originally from Bosnia-Herzegovina. Do you know of it?
[Cut to Amelia]
Amelia: I think so. You guys had a big war there in the 90s, right?
OJ: Yeah. [Cut to OJ] Yes. It was the war for independence.
[Cut to Amelia]
Amelia: That probably dominated all the news around there, huh?
[Cut to OJ]
OJ: Oh, big time. Yea, of course. We were very, very isolated from the outside world. It was horrible.
[Cut to Amelia]
Amelia: Well, I’m glad you survived, so I could meet you.
[Cut to OJ and Amelia]
OJ: Aw, me too. So, um, OJ, is that a nickname?
[Cut to Amelia]
Amelia: Um, no. Actually, it’s my first and middle name. Orenthal James. I did have a nickname for a little while. “Juice”, as in juice is loose?
[Cut to OJ]
OJ: Loose from what?
[Cut to Amelia]
Amelia: [shaking his head] Just a juice container. I guess. You know, it’s silly.
[A waiter walks in with their food]
Waiter: Okay. For the lady we have the halibut and for the gentleman we have the steak, the lamb chops and the burger and fries.
OJ: I can’t believe you ordered all that.
Amelia: Oh, I’m sorry. I’m starving. I feel like I haven’t eaten a decent meal in years.
Waiter: [giving his fist to Amelia] My man.
Amelia: Oh, you know what it is.
[Waiter walks away]
OJ: Wait a second. [Cut to OJ] Are you famous or something?
[Cut to Amelia]
Amelia: Who? Me? No. I’m mean not really famous. So, when you are dating somebody, you like, ever Google them?
[Cut to OJ]
OJ: Oh. No. I really prefer the mystery of it. You know, to sit together, talk to you face to face.
[Cut to Amelia]
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