Things go off the rails at dinner when waiters at an Italian restaurant (Pedro Pascal, Marcello Hernández) give their guests compliments.
Ego: This place is so cute.
Heidi: Look at all those grapes on the wall.
[waiter walks in]
Pedro: Oh, buona sera. Please. Welcome to Angeleno’s Real Italian restaurant. And this is the most beautiful table I have ever seen. You take my breath away. Bella, Bella, Bella, Bella.. Smart. I’ll be right back with the menu.
Sarah: Did he say smart?
Chloe: That’s a compliment.
Ego: Maybe he likes you more.
Marcello: Buongiorno, mi scusi. I have water for you. Bellissima, Bellissima, Bellissima, Bellissima, and the funny one.
Sarah: Sorry, do I look weird today or something?
Heidi: Of course, not.
Chloe: No, no way.
Pedro: Now, let me guess. [to Ego] You are a model.
Ego: You are sweet. No.
Pedro: You are a statue.
Ego: No. I’m a nurse.
Pedro: No, this is a crime. Okay, I try again. [to Sarah] You are a writer.
Sarah: No, I’m actually an actor. I was even in a movie.
Pedro: Yes. Babadook.
Sarah: I’m not the Babadook. Just go. What is my vibe today?
Marcello: Ladies, I want to introduce you to chef Dino. He wants to give you gift, a little bite.
Kenan: Yes. For such beautiful, you deserve something very special.
Heidi: Oh, pretty.
Kenan: This for you. This for you. And for you, Chili.
Sarah: Chili? This is huge.
Kenan: Oh yes, a big boy chili. Enjoy.
Sarah: Why do they even have that here?
Heidi: I think it was nice they made you something special.
Ego: Yeah.
Pedro: Ladies, do you have a question about the menu?
Chloe: Oh, yes. Can I get the spaghetti with extra meatballs?
Pedro: Anything for you? Now, I have a question. Will you marry me?
Chloe: Oh, that is so sweet. But I’m already married.
Pedro: Oh, lucky, man.
Sarah: Actually, I’m married too.
Pedro: Oh, to your career?
Sarah: Oh my god.
Heidi: Jen, I don’t know what’s going on. Those two guys seriously just have weird taste.
Mikey: Buonanotte, Buonanotte, candles for the ladies. And let me just unscrew this light. [takes away the bulb that’s just aboe Sarah.] Much better. Ain’t seen you order. Your Harley Davidson is leaking oil all over the street. Can you move it?
Sarah: I don’t drive a Harley.
Mikey: My mistake.
Sarah: Whatever. Where is our waiter?
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