The podcast begins with a terrible impression of the Star Wars theme song, segueing into a discussion about terrible places to work and the lack of creative inspiration they provide. This prompts the host to say that women should not be allowed to work or even exist, which is met with agreement from his cohost. This is followed by a discussion of a popular "feminist literature" book called Medea and how it would be funny if Tyler Perry were Medea and everyone went along with it. They discuss how hilarious a movie would be if Tyler Perry's Medea was a psychological thriller, which reminds the cohost of the show "Mind of Mencia." The host then thinks that Carlos Mencia looks like Joe Rogan's stunt double, and the cohost agrees. The host thinks he looks like a Hispanic Joe Rogan. The host googles it and confirms his suspicions, leading to the idea that Joe Rogan should hire Carlos Mencia as his stunt double in a Mission Impossible movie and have him do all the crazy stunts.
The host then says that he wants to do more social media stuff but can't because of his job. The cohost thinks he should rib people online, but the host says he can't because he's too annoyed from work.
The cohost talks about Maine being the only state that borders only one other state. The host asks about Florida and Nevada. They talk about how Maine is known for lobster and Stephen King. The cohost provides some information about Maine from Wikipedia, but it doesn't mention that it only borders one state. The host corrects him, showing that it does, which the cohost says was only added recently. They joke about how the person who added it was probably eager to be the first.
The host then asks what's coming up next, and the cohost brings up May 4th, which is Star Wars Day. The host says he hates May 4th and predicts that his pastor will mention it at church, annoying him. This leads to a discussion of how people love Star Wars and Disney. The host says they love coded gay Bruno in Encanto, which the cohost agrees with. The host plans to ask his co-workers if anyone mentioned May 4th on Sunday.
The host talks about Star Wars Land being a terrible idea and how it was a financial failure. They discuss how expensive it was and how it was met with controversy. They also talk about how the experience was more of a role-playing thing rather than a traditional hotel experience. The host says he couldn't even imagine wanting to go there and that he thinks it's a ridiculous idea. He says he would rather annoy the people at Disney and turn the tables on them. This leads to a discussion of how they would do something ridiculous like doing a dance for the Star Wars characters or asking Darth Vader to do the running man challenge. The host says that's what he wants to cosplay as, the fat nerd from the Star Wars audition video.
The host says that he thinks C-3PO is his favorite Star Wars character and that he has definitely become his favorite over time. He says C-3PO is the only one with any panache and that they should give him a bow tie or make him gay. They joke about C-3PO being a gay robot and how he was great in the Family Guy Star Wars specials where he was voiced by Cleveland. The host also jokes about the Star Wars hotel having a C-3PO experience where you could get a BJ from him.
The host then brings up how Luigi Mangione is getting a musical, but they don't get to talk about it. They end the podcast by thanking their listeners and encouraging them to follow them on Twitter and Blue Sky and to give them a comment or message. The host says they had a good time doing the podcast and that the last episode where they talked about ALS was not good. He then checks the downloads and sees that the last episode only had 7 downloads in the last 7 days, while the Chinese tariffs episode got a lot of views. He thinks it's because they claimed to explain the tariffs but didn't.
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