Niki, LB and John perform a dark ritual to summon their first special guest, merritt k (twitter.com/merrittk), after which Niki has a "mayonnaise question," John tells a story about an attempted murder he survived as a child, we all chill with our homie Eduardo and merritt describes an escalating cavalcade of jpegs from the Hammacher Schlemmer website.
Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed.
who are we?: We are Niki Grayson (the Buster Keaton of basketball), John Warren (business boy and wassail pervert, short), LB Hunktears(handsome genius, 5'8", America's Gamer), and producer Jordan Mallory (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by Max Schwartz.
Follow the show: https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving
Support us: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving
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