This week on Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers, unsurprisingly, Ox and Marko start talking food. Marko learns what a 'Pho' is, and the boys find out what is in a Açai Bowl. So cultured.
After Ox revealed that he went to hospital as a kid after putting some things in his nose, the boys talk about horrific nursing stories, and what people have put in their bodies, and where.....the stories are as appalling as you'd expect. You'll never want to use spearmint toothpaste ever again.
For some reason we still can't figure out, the boys start talking about penis party tricks, Ox has a couple of footy mates who can do some extraordinary tricks - and Ox goes into very graphic detail. You'll never unhear this.
And Ox and Marko introduce their new invention - the cone of silence - where anything can be said, it is a safe space. And they both reveal who would be on their leave pass list. It's a long list.
Unfortunately, the joke at the end of the show remains. Shame. It's terrible. Make sure you turn off before then. You've been warned.
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