We kick off this episode with Ox revealing why he hates the beach - despite the fact that he lives at the beach. Ridiculous. He also hates people who sunbake at the beach. He's on a tirade, maybe he got out of the wrong side of the bed. Marko has a theory that anyone who sunbakes at the beach is showing off. Suns out guns out!
The boys talk crazy competitions like hot dog eating competitions, wife carrying, and we find out which one Ox and Marko reckon they could win. And Ox discusses one of his favourite TV shows, Man vs Food.
And in a somewhat surprising development - Marko reveals something he does at home all the time, that his family think is completely ridiculous. It's something we have all done, guaranteed.
Ox and Marko talk plane etiquette, specifically tray-table etiquette. It gets heated, but the boys have a great idea on how airlines can solve this issue. The conversation then devolves into whether it's appropriate to do a #2 in a plane. One of the boys always does, one never has.
They explore civil selfishness, and Ox reveals why he complained to the manager at his local cinema over another customer. Marko then outlines his approach to telling a friend who is a bit pongy - he reckons it's a rock solid approach.
And the boys have a special guest - the voice of the MCG and Gladiators makes an appearance and gives a live rendition of both.
Sadly, there is another couple of midget jokes in todays show. Again, we apologise. We'll have to do better.
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