UFC 312 is going down in Sydney, and as always, I’m bringing you my unfiltered takes, questionable picks, and plenty of chaos to keep things entertaining.
UFC News & Gossip:
- UFC Fight Night recap – called both the main and co-main! Is this the end of Izzy?
- Bryce Mitchell’s Hitler rant – Dana shut that down real quick.
Early Prelims:
- Hyun Sung Park vs. Nyamjargal Tumendemberel – Both guys love a finish. Gonna be a short night. Taking Nyamjargal @ $2.90.
- Quillan Salkilld vs. Anshul Jubli – Salkilld coming in off the Contender Series, rolling with him @ $1.17.
- Jonathan Micallef vs. Kevin Jousset – Micallef making his UFC debut. Taking him @ $2.89.
- Kody Steele vs. Rongzhu – Steele is undefeated, keeping it that way @ $1.45.
Prelims:
- Colby Thicknesse vs. Aleksandre Topuria – Volk’s training partner gets the call-up last minute. Going with the underdog @ $4.20.
- Wang Cong vs. Bruna Brasil – Wang Cong @ $1.21.
- Tom Nolan vs. Viacheslav Borshchev – Nolan’s been on a streak. Taking him @ $2.18.
- Jack Jenkins vs. Gabriel Santos – Jenkins looking for a ranked opponent next, so backing him @ $2.86.
Main Card:
- Jake Matthews vs. Francisco Prado – Veteran Matthews @ $1.44.
- Jimmy Crute vs. Rodolfo Bellato – Can’t go against the Aussie. Crute @ $2.31.
- Justin Tafa vs. Tallison Teixeira – Gotta ride with my Logan City boy, Tafa @ $2.25.
- Zhang Weili (c) vs. Tatiana Suarez – Zhang @ $2.00 seems like a steal.
- Dricus du Plessis (c) vs. Sean Strickland (rematch) – Dricus @ $1.50. Since beating Izzy, he's been unstoppable.
Guaranteed Picks (Take as Singles!):
- Tom Nolan @ $2.18
- Jack Jenkins @ $2.86
- Zhang Weili @ $2.00
- Dricus du Plessis @ $1.50
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