UFC 313 Breakdown: Picks, Chaos & Nonsense
UFC 313 is here, and I’m back with my wild takes, questionable picks, and absolute nonsense to keep it interesting.
UFC News & Gossip
- The real main event: Trump vs. Zelenskyy.
- In all the chaos, I forgot about Chandler vs. Pimblett!
- UFC & WWE bringing five events to Perth over two years.
- Light card, feels like the UFC is in a rebuilding phase.
Early Prelims
- Djorden Santos vs. Ozzy Diaz – Santos on a 5-fight streak, but Diaz is an LFA champ. Santos @ $1.50.
- Mairon Santos vs. Francis Marshall – TUF winner Santos is 14-1; Marshall has lost 2 of his last 3. Santos @ $1.28.
Prelims
- Alex Morono vs. Carlos Leal – Leal had a late call-up last fight; this time, full camp. Leal @ $1.13.
- Brunno Ferreira vs. Armen Petrosyan – Both DWCS grads on losing streaks, fighting for their careers. Ferreira @ $1.67.
- Joshua Van vs. Rei Tsuruya – Van is 22 and unbeaten in 10 fights; Tsuruya won Road to UFC. Van @ $1.51.
- Curtis Blaydes vs. Rizvan Kuniev – Blaydes coming off an interim title loss. Kuniev @ $3.34 for the upset.
Main Card
- King Green vs. Mauricio Ruffy – Green’s 50 fights in; Ruffy stopped Jamie Mullarkey. Ruffy @ $1.18.
- Amanda Lemos vs. Iasmin Lucindo – 37-year-old Lemos vs. rising 23-year-old Lucindo. Lucindo @ $1.68.
- Jalin Turner vs. Ignacio Bahamondes – Turner has lost 3 of 4; Bahamondes is 5-1 in the UFC. Bahamondes @ $1.78.
- Justin Gaethje vs. Rafael Fiziev – Last fight was a decision, but Gaethje’s coming to bang. Gaethje @ $4.60.
- Alex Pereira vs. Magomed Ankalaev – Pereira has dominated 205; Ankalaev is 20-1-1. Pereira @ $2.55.
Guaranteed Picks
- Alex Pereira KO @ $2.55
- Justin Gaethje KO @ $4.60
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